Picardía

Henlo and Welmstcome to SURREAL SCIENCE. I'm your host'nt: MrStealYoMeme. And today we will be learning about Picardía Faces.

Anatomy
Picardía seems simple enough. They appear to be just another Free Smiley, but they are different.

Most Free Smileys are in possession of eyes, which they use for sight and enlightenment, but the Picardía possesses none of that. The Picardía has sunglasses which are useful for seeing through pure anti-matter. With their special Sunglasses, they can be enlightened by a simple utter.

Picardía faces possessn't legs and/or limbs. The absence of these 23rd dimensional necessities give them faster void travel, allowing them to go through almost any climate.

Evolution
As we all know, One Dimensionals evolved into Two Dimensionals which evolved into Three Dimensionals and so on. But, Picardía faces only started to gain special traits that distinguish them from others when the became Voidensional (1,564,856,375,889.5 Dimensional). They evolved from the Sans Undertale, and from our current knowledge, will evolve into something that looks like this:

Behavior
We all know Picardías to have a "Trigger Word" which they attack anyone whom utters it. But, as famous philosopher Peter Griffin once said, "Why?".

Well gamers, we think we might finally know. Picardía faces act the certain way because their deity does: The Omniscronchulon.

The first Picardia ever documented was The Omniscronchulon. He was known to kill anyone who uttered the deadly phrase: Terrible.

One day, the famous philosopher, Peter Griffin, was thinking about life. He then accidentally said "Terrible". So the Omniscronchulon murdered Peter. Peter was loved by all and was supposed to figure out how to M O W a lawn. So, the people came together to form a council, The First Council of the Ancients. The Council banished The Omniscronchulon to the void, where he was never seen again. But the council knew that The Omniscronchulon was too powerful to be trapped, so they made sure that only a carbon-based lifeform who touched The Octahedron of Transcendence whom happened to utter the word "Terrible" would be able to free The Omniscronchulon. But whats the chance of that ever happening!

Anyways, The Omniscronchulon had children whom carried his tradition.

That is everything you need to know about Picardía faces! Thank you for listening to my S C I E N C E! Until next time... hellon't!

-MrStealYoMeme (I.R.O.N.I.C Grand Officer)