The Blue Crisis

Rumors
A blue crisis has been speculated by our reich for a long time, but the time has come, she has come. Stock up on blue as S͍̰͍̩̈̉͠H̢̢͉̫̲̤̯̭͐̍͆͛ͦ̓̋̉̔̄͝E̲̳̣̥̓̕͝҉͆ cannot find it if it is in a discreetly named folder.